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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 12:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

A Major American Egg Farm Just Lost 90% of its Chickens - Bloomberg

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC

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Thumbs down again.

No go.

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Graphene Is Stretchable? Physicists Make “Miracle Material” Bend Like Never Before - SciTechDaily

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

Still no good.

So they tried

Then came..

Do women really cheat more than men?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org