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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:31

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
No way
Still no good.
No, not a chance