What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 12:23
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
A Major American Egg Farm Just Lost 90% of its Chickens - Bloomberg
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?
Still no good.
So they tried
Then came..
Do women really cheat more than men?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org